idiot's guide to valet parking

Idiot's guide to valet parking...

If you want to valet park using the "dumb and uniformed method," it's easy! And almost everybody does it. Here's how:

  1. If your car is a manual, trust that every valet is a manual transmission super pro.
  2. Leave your valuables in the car.
  3. If a window is broken or the parking brake doesn't work, don't tell the valet.
  4. When you are given a valet claim ticket, leave it in the car or drop it on the ground so that somebody else can claim your car.
  5. Turn the car off and take the key with you, so that your car blocks their driveway, OR give the valet every key you have — all of the keys to...
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